Captains- Alexa Temme, Cole Wensman, and Paul Dvoracek

Beaters

Alexa Temme
Year: Senior
Major: Genetics, Cell Biology, and Development
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- Not a scar, but I cracked my front tooth in half when I got hit in the face with a squirt gun because I pulled the perfect sneak attack during a water war.
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- I moved my roommates bedroom into the dining room and the dining room into her bedroom.
What is your most bizarre talent?
- I can absolutely destroy turkey legs.

​Joe Reis
Year: Senior
Major: Mechanical Engineering
What is the best prank you've ever pulled?
- Hid a mp3 player in my teachers ceiling playing Tik Tok during a lecture
​If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- Either teleportation or to shoot fire/lightning. Why? because it's freaking awesome.
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- My Chemical Romance. Any year. Any show. Please come back.

Zach Gene Miller
Year: Senior (Kind of)
Major: Continuing Education
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- When I was first discovering the greatness of pizza when I was just a young fellow, the pizza cutter slipped out of my hand and cut my left thumb pretty good. The pain was worth it.
What is your most bizarre talent?
- I can eat a medium slice of dominos pizza in one bite (it's not pretty or comfortable)
​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?
- Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

​Cole Kampa
Year: Sophomore
Major: Physics, Math Minor
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- It would be cool to be able to know what the name and artist of a song is, even if you've never heard it before.
What cheers you up?
- Embarrassing photos of my teammates as youths.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- I have a lightning bolt scar on my forehead. People tell me it's unique.

Nadja Melby
​Year: Sophomore
Major: Kinesiology 
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- Katara's powers from Avatar 'cause being able to heal people but also be a really good fighter would be neat. 
What's your favorite cheesy pick up line?
- Are your pants made out of mirrors? Cause I can see myself in them. 
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- I have a scar on my leg that I got because my best friend pushed me into a pile of lit firecrackers.

Sarah Kollman
​Year: Sophomore
Major: Computer science
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- Control over the elements, because you could manipulate it to do just about anything
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- Queen. And why not? (Or the original cast of In the Heights, because that would be amazing.)
What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Have you ever used it?
- Okay, so I actually had to look up cheesy pickup lines... but thought this was appropriate... If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together. (and no, I've clearly never used it.)

Chasers

Cole Wensman
Year: Senior
Major: Marketing
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- I would have telekinesis so I could move bludgers and beat people in the face while still being a chaser.
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- We once convinced Cally O'Neill that Alexa and I were in a band called Midnight Sun.
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- I would want to see the Rolling Stones perform in 1981, but only so I could buy a bunch of shares of Apple stock.

Peter Nieman
Year: Sophomore
Major: Biology
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- I would have the power to control time (pause, rewind, etc.) That way I would have as much time as I wanted to sleep and still get my homework done on time.
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- One time I found a small, flat security tag that stores put on their stuff so an alarm goes off if someone tries to steal something. I decided to hide it deep in a friend's wallet so that every time he walked through a security door it would go off even if he wasn't holding anything. Everytime it went off he would hold up his hands to prove he wasn't stealing anything. It was a long time until he found it.
​What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?
- "Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiFUL!" I once tried this out on a girl in my high school cafeteria, and she asked me what beryllium was. Needless to say we didn't talk much after that.

Barron Marschall
Year: Sophomore
Major: Architecture
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- The classic plastic wrap over the toilet trick. 
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- Shapeshifting because then I could fly, run super fast, burrow, and sneak around as different things. It's really the best. 
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- Frank Sinatra. Because it'd be freaking awesome. ​

Maxwell Loran Sellner
Year: Freshman
Major: Economics
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- My friends and I put a clown mask on a volleyball and hung it above my other friends head while he was sleeping. We woke up to him screaming in the morning ​
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- The force because it's awesome.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
​- I have three marks across my finger because my parents thought it was OK for a 5 year old to use a hand saw.​

Jack Kochevar
Year: Freshman
Major: Chemical Engineering
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- That would be mean, and I'm not a mean person
What makes you happy?
- My two puppies.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
​- I have a perfect bite mark scar on the back of my leg from where a German Shepard attacked me.

RaeAnne Kolasa
Year: Junior
Major: Biology, Minor in Public Health
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- I would be a dog whisperer. I want to hear all the dogs tell me how much they love me.
What is the best prank you've pulled on someone?
- There was this one time when I was playing tug of war with my dog over her toy. When I won, I pretended to throw her toy, but I actually just hid it behind my back. She spent a good 10 seconds looking for that thing before she realized I am cruel human being.
What is your most bizarre talent?
​- I can cry when I see puppies. 

Zach Peer
Year: Sophomore
Major: Kayaking and Good Vibes
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- The ability to shoot ice cream out of my fingers
What cheers you up?
- Hugs and high fives
What is your most bizarre talent?
​- I'm oddly good at Hacky sack 

Noah Lyden
​Year: Sophomore
Major: Electrical Engineering
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- Congenital Analgesia - just so I wouldn't feel the face beats.
Whats the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- I had a jagged scar between my eyes for a couple years after my sister hit me in the face with a cone. One of my friends who was super into HP at the time was pretty jealous. And then not long after, that same guy raked three of his fingers lengthwise down my chest during an intense game of tag which also made it look like I had had a bad run-in with wolverine.
What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?
​- If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder (**gestures to near shoulder**) or this shoulder? (**puts arm around far shoulder**). Yes, on a third date. Well, there was a fourth date.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Karlee Onstad
​Year: Sophomore
Major: Sociology of Law, Criminology, and Deviance
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?
- To fly, so I don't have to lie when I say "we actually do fly in quidditch"
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- Cole Kampa's band because I am a terrible groupie
What is your favorite cheesy pick up line? Did you ever use it? What happened if you did?
​- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? ... because you look magically delicious. And yes I have and yes it works. 

Keepers

Paul Dvoracek
Year: Senior
Major: Mechanical Engineering
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- I have a scar on my left leg from playing capture the flag freshman year. I tried to vault over one of those big stone benches on scholars walk but I didn't realize there was another bench directly behind the first. 
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- In highschool I convinced a friend that rabbits laid eggs and that the eggs were color coded by gender with boy rabbits coming from the blue eggs and girl rabbits coming from the pink eggs.
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- I'd go see Guns N Roses right after they released Use Your Illusion I. ​

Cole Lachmiller
Year: Freshman
Major: Chemistry
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
- I've got one on my elbow from when I jumped off the back of a moving Golf cart when I was 7
What is your favorite pick up line?
- "Take your heels off cuz you've been running through my mind" - Mac Miller 
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- I stole a friends car once if that counts.

Mitchell Gardner
Year: Sophomore
Major: Mechanical Engineering
If you could attend any concert in any time period, who would you want to see perform and why?
- Johnny Cash because he spits straight rings of fire
What is the best prank you ever pulled on someone?
- I broke my windshield with my friends head, and for some reason he didn't think it was funny.... 
What is your favorite pick up line?
- Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

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